19 Oct 09
#delayedtweets We, the people of Pompeii, know for sure, because the gods told us, that this volcano is no threat at all. We repeat…
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@ikzegookmaarwat

Oh, if only Twitter had been around when this had happened.
19 Oct 09
#delayedtweets i think he did had sex whit that woman
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@zesnegen

Bill Clinton never has sex. It’s “sexual relations” or nothing.
19 Oct 09
#delayedtweets It’s not like anyone cares about some Duke in Eastern Europe.
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@Mikey_X

I always knew dukes were war-causing trouble.
19 Oct 09
#delayedtweets I agree with you @karlrove, selecting Palin shows exceptional judgement from the McCain campaign.
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@njrabit

I love McCain for selecting Sarah Palin, if only because of the Tina Fey parodies that resulted out of it.
19 Oct 09
#delayedtweets Can’t wait to get down to Woolies to spend two £1 notes me nan gave me for my birthday - getting years worth of pic a mix
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@allisonmorgan

I miss Woolworths. There was a time when their Ladybird clothing range was fashionable.
19 Oct 09
#delayedtweets Who on earth is Matt Smith
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@FacePimp

Careful, he has a laser screwdriver.
18 Oct 09
#delayedtweets No way he’s luke’s father!
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@emersongrisi

YES WAY.
18 Oct 09
#delayedtweets i think im going to crap myself!
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@blink_mikey

I just did. BOO YAH!

On second thoughts, that probably wasn’t the ideal thing to admit to the internet.
18 Oct 09
#delayedtweets I wonder how ‘Titanic’ is gonna end?
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@mzz_versace15

I’ll never let you go. *lets go 5 seconds later*
18 Oct 09
#delayedtweets WHAT THE FUCK IS THE INTERNET?
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@britnard

More commonly known as “teh interwebz”.