October 2009
27 posts
“#delayedtweets We, the people of Pompeii, know for sure, because the gods told...”
– @ikzegookmaarwat
Oh, if only Twitter had been around when this had happened.
“#delayedtweets i think he did had sex whit that woman”
– @zesnegen
Bill Clinton never has sex. It’s “sexual relations” or nothing.
“#delayedtweets It’s not like anyone cares about some Duke in Eastern...”
– @Mikey_X
I always knew dukes were war-causing trouble.
“#delayedtweets I agree with you @karlrove, selecting Palin shows exceptional...”
– @njrabit
I love McCain for selecting Sarah Palin, if only because of the Tina Fey parodies that resulted out of it.
“#delayedtweets Can’t wait to get down to Woolies to spend two £1 notes me...”
– @allisonmorgan
I miss Woolworths. There was a time when their Ladybird clothing range was fashionable.
“#delayedtweets Who on earth is Matt Smith”
– @FacePimp
Careful, he has a laser screwdriver.
“#delayedtweets No way he’s luke’s father!”
– @emersongrisi
YES WAY.
“#delayedtweets i think im going to crap myself!”
– @blink_mikey
I just did. BOO YAH!
On second thoughts, that probably wasn’t the ideal thing to admit to the internet.
“#delayedtweets I wonder how ‘Titanic’ is gonna end?”
– @mzz_versace15
I’ll never let you go. *lets go 5 seconds later*
“#delayedtweets WHAT THE FUCK IS THE INTERNET?”
– @britnard
More commonly known as “teh interwebz”.
“#delayedtweets jazz is the devil’s music”
– @DulcieCT
*does jazz hands defiantly*
“#delayedtweets Have to stop tweeting now, they’re about to nail my other...”
– @MrBoffly
…Scaring everyone else in the process.
“#delayedtweets What’s your ICQ #?”
– @juliaxxrawr
Trying to remember my UIN? Fun times.
“#delayedtweets We landed on the moon!!”
– @Gadogs4911
We Like The Moon.
“#delayedtweets I don’t think this new ‘television’ thing will...”
– @PMagner
*points to nation of couch potatoes and laughs*
“#delayedtweets BUSTED HAVE SPLIT D:”
– @Gates20
My friend was/is a massive Busted fan. I bet she cried. :P
“#delayedtweets RT @Al_Gore Result! The Republican candidate is even stupider...”
– @Joe_Librarian
But America did get a new president to mock for 8 years!
“#delayedtweets omg arnold swarzenegger running for governer of california. more...”
– @Googlez
The Terminator runs California.
“#delayedtweets You seen this new Nintendo console?! It has a TOUCH SCREEN!!”
– @Gates20
I miss my Game Boy Color.
“#delayedtweets You guys have to see this picture. It’s an owl looking...”
– @schmiss
This one little owl caused years of “O RLY? YA RLY? NO WAI!” See here.
“#delayedtweets I just bought tickets to Michael Jackson’s London comeback...”
– @Keymaa
Michael Jackson keeled over a month before said tour, and suddenly, many, many people were reminded of how much they loved him.
“#delayedtweets OMG! Ross & Rachel ended up together! I’ll really miss...”
– @abh83
I wanted Gunther and Rachel to get together. :(
“#delayedtweets Mary had a baby named Jesus.”
– @dreamscometrue_
Jesus has caused thousands of years of argument about his existence.
“#delayedtweets There’s a boy in that balloon!”
– @creamthebliss
He was actually in the attic.
“#delayedtweets wowwww i cant believe Justin Timberlake just exposed Janets titty...”
– @CocoaCoquette
…And then blamed it on a “wardrobe malfunction.”
“#delayedtweets Seriously, don’t bite that apple. God’s gonna get...”
– @PyschoDuck
God did get pissed, and well, you know how *that* turned out.
“#delayedtweets - People are tweeting about stuff they never got to tweet about...”
– The #delayedtweets hashtag is hilarious. This Tumblr blog attempts to chronicle the ones that made me laugh the most.
Who am I? I’m @Rammi on Twitter, but there’s also @delayedtweets if you want.